I put Collin into his room for a nap, and then went to put Lauren down for her nap.
When I came out from taking care of Lauren, Collin's door was open and his sound machine was off.
I said, "Bud, what are you doing?" and he said, "So... I had a good snooze."
"No dude. I was only gone 5 minutes. You didn't sleep."
"Hey, wanna know something fun? I love you!"
(while playing grocery store, Collin's new favorite activity)
"So, what would you like to buy today? A chapstick? Ok! That will be $10."
(while watching a basketball game)
"Hey Mom, see the guy with the flute around his neck? He's the buzzer guy!"
"Yeah, buddy. It's called a whistle. And he's a referee."