Collin is hilariously thrifty sometimes.
"Hey, Mom? I left a pair of undies on your bed. Don't wash 'em yet, because they have a teeny tiny hole that needs to be sewn."
Convincing him to throw things away can be tricky sometimes.
And then, in a hilarious moment of irony, he's wearing jeans with huge holes in the knees whilst sewing a tiny hole in one of his socks. Silly boy.